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311 I Woke quotes by 244 unique authors

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading… — Rodney Dangerfield
It started when I woke up, all I wanted to do is jump out of the window. I didn't want to eat anymore, because I… — Jonathan Davis
I was angry and frustrated until I started my own family and my first child was born. Until then I didn't really appreciate life the… — Johnny Depp
I woke in bits, like all children, piecemeal over the years. I discovered myself and the world, and forgot them, and discovered them again. — Annie Dillard
I woke up this morning, and I still don't believe I won the Daytona 500. — Dale Earnhardt
I woke up and realized life is great and people are awesome and life is worth living. — Hulk Hogan
I used to write in bed, starting when I woke up. I believe that creative work comes from our subconscious mind, so I try to… — Marian Keyes
I got divorced, which was not a good thing for a revivalist minister. It did not go down well. I'd already been banned from a… — Sam Kinison
When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped outside and felt the wind and rain in my face, I knew I had… — Tom Kite
I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before. I'm amazed I'm not dead. — Ashton Kutcher
I woke up full of hate and fear the day before the most recent peace march in San Francisco. This was disappointing: I'd hoped to… — Anne Lamott
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep. — Stan Laurel
Once I went to bed in Orlando and I woke up in Atlanta. I have no idea how that happened. — A J McLean
It really means a lot that I won the gold medal - but I woke up the next morning expecting to feel different. I felt… — Dan O'Brien
I want to go to bed richer than when I woke up. The pursuit of wealth is a wonderful thing, but the thing is you… — Kevin O'Leary
I woke up one morning to find I was famous. I bought a white Rolls-Royce and drove down Sunset Boulevard, wearing dark specs and a… — Peter O'Toole
My advisers built a wall between myself and my people. I didn't realize what was happening. When I woke up, I had lost my people. — Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
I woke up one morning thinking about wolves and realized that wolf packs function as families. Everyone has a role, and if you act within… — Jodi Picoult
After all those years as a woman hearing 'not thin enough, not pretty enough, not smart enough, not this enough, not that enough,' almost overnight… — Anna Quindlen
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright
I woke up once in the middle of the night, and Buckminster's paws were on my eyelids. He must have been feeling my nightmares. — Jonathan Safran Foer
I woke up as the sun was reddening; and that was the one distinct time in my life, the strangest moment of all, when I… — Jack Kerouac
I woke with a terrible headache and wobbled around 'till I fell out the window." "You what?" "Fell out the window. That one over there."… — Megan Whalen Turner
I went to bed last night utterly dejected; I thought I was never going to amount to anything, and that you had thrown away your… — Jean Webster
Alcohol whipped me. Alcohol and I had many, many marvelous times together. We laughed, we talked, we danced at the party together; then one day… — Harry Crews

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