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I'm trying to go over my lines. I woke up on the floor, somebody had me in their arms. I didn't quite know who, people… — Dick York
There's also a sense of freedom. I was so obsessed by this problem that I was thinking about if all the time - when I… — Andrew Wiles
I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels. I figured it would be… — Kesha
On brushing teeth with Jack: I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniels.… — Kesha
Whats the deal with the new butterfly tattoo on my face and the tears? Man, it just represents new life. I got the teardrop on… — The Game
No one understandsI will never be the same. Utmost respect 4 Lauryn Hill. So beautiful. Very down to earth. Anyone who knows me knows shes… — Keri Hilson
I'd met Mick Jagger years ago when he invited me to his house in Malibu, but back then I was too gagged to my fucking… — Aerosmith
I woke up early this morning around 4am. — Keith Urban
When I woke up I was 17, you kissed my lips in a bad bad dream. Showed me things aren't what they appear to be.… — Melissa Etheridge
I had a dream that the whole world was staring at me, I woke up and wasn't no one there....i guess no body cares. — Wiz Khalifa
Today I woke up wondering was I right or was I wrong? Did I really mean to let you go, did I mean to act… — Freddie Mcgregor
I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming! -Champ Kind — Anchorman
I had a dream last night that I was a rich man, but when I woke up this morning I found out I was a… — Laurel Aitken
I dreamt I was the president. Living in a tent, but when I woke up this morning I was thrown out for not paying the… — Laurel Aitken
Until I woke her up with my African rain stick. — Mike Pomeroy
I woke up this morning so I'm still alive — Young Jeezy
So much head I woke up to sleepy hollow! — Kanye West
I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front… — Peter Griffin
One day I woke up and I knew that he was he one. The feeling I never felt with you. — Unknown Author
Haha. I woke up down today. You've cehered me up! — Butterfly
I woke up this morning, dick rock hard. Ashed my blunt in my Grammy Award. — Lil Wayne
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. — Tommy Cooper
I was dating Josh Ramsay... then I woke up... D: — Unknown Author
Looking back on us from then till now, I was having a vivid dream about you and I woke up to find out it wasn't… — Unknown Author
And my bitch in that new Phoebe Philo so much head, I woke up to Sleepy Hollow — Kanye West

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