I Wish My Name Quotes

3 I Wish My Name quotes by 3 unique authors

• I wish my name was Tom Kite. — Ian Baker-Finch
• I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, "Yes, my name's Todd. Todd Blankenship." Oh, also I wish my last name was… — Jack Handey
• I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you… — Mitch Hedberg

Who Wrote These I Wish My Name Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 I Wish My Name Quotes as follows:

• 1 I Wish My Name Quote by Mitch Hedberg
• 1 I Wish My Name Quote by Jack Handey
• 1 I Wish My Name Quote by Ian Baker-Finch