Best I Told Him Proverbs

224 I Told Him quotes by 157 unique authors

Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses. I told him to quit bitchin' and this isn't a fuckin' hotline. — Tyler The Creator
I told him you are a man of my dreams. You saved me from drowning in the streams. I know we're really gonna last forever… — Cheryl Cole
I went out with a guy who once told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told… — Chelsea Handler
Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses, I told him to quit bitchin', this isnt a fuckin' hotline — Tyler The Creator
Jesus called, he said hes sick of the disses. I told him to quit bitchin, this isnt a f-ckin hotline. For a f-ckin shrink, sheesh… — Tyler The Creator
This guy told me I will give a monkey money once in my life but I told him I'm not playing on seeing the plannet… — Unknown Author
Jet lag last night was like bad shrooms. When my dad asked what that meant I told him its like being in a musical you… — Lady Gaga
I had a girlfriend once, and I wanted to give her a photo of my heart. Like a x-ray of my heart. So I went… — Pete Wentz
My teacher told me to shoot for the stars, you can be anything. I told him if I do that I would only be an… — Livefree2dream44
Someone with a dog asked how far it was from A to B. I told him 15 lamp posts. — Robert D Dangoor
When I walked in to audition, Ryan Murphy asked me why did he get the feeling I had been in The Sound of Music. I… — Chris Colfer
I was at the Truck stop and this trucker started to Bitch at me about how I was parked. I asked him if he's a… — Sam
When you wanna laugh but you cry asking god why, why he takes people away so quickly I dont know why he was only 33… — Cheyenne Pippin
I Told Him My Fear He said He'll Never Hurt Me — Raven Grant
My boss told me that I need to attend anger management classes, I told him I'm already angry at management, I don't need a class… — Nishan Panwar
I told him this is a pleasant life, To set your breast to the barkof trees That all your days are dim beneath, And reaching… — Unknown Author
For once, I want to be reason why he cuts his hair just because I told him so, The reason why he eats something just… — Ritu Ghatourey
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife — Tamika-leeigh

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