I Swear Quotes

631 I Swear quotes by 388 unique authors

Had my first son this morning... well, actually, my wife had him. I just caught him. Wo. Heart expanding way faster than my brain... If… — James Van Der Beek
Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they're worse than guys sometimes. Except they're all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else… — Melody Carlson
The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material. — Robin Williams
You thought I was that type: that you could forget me, and that I'd plead and weep and throw myself under the hooves of a… — Anna Akhmatova
You have a mayor who hates guns. If it was up to me, we wouldn’t have any handguns in the District of Columbia. I swear to… — Muriel Bowser
If we show Allah just a little bit of gratitude, He tells us, 'I will increase you, and increase you, and increase you, I swear… — Nouman Ali Khan
Every time a cool rock chick or actress seems to respect themselves as a strong woman, I'm like, 'Yeah!' And I love them, and they're… — Amy Lee
You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that. — Peter Kay
Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes. — Marilyn Sokol
Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming… — Celia Rivenbark
The more I swear I'm happy the more I'm feeling alone — Rihanna
I swear to much for this to be a television special. Did you guys ever have your mouth washed out with soap? My mom did… — Andrew McMahon
I think happiness is a choice. If you feel yourself being happy and can settle in to the life choices you make, then it's great.… — Drew Barrymore
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing. — Bob Hope
Friends, you are lucky you can talk about what you did as lovers; the tricks, laughter, the words, the ecstasy. After my darling put his… — Vidya Balan
Being on stage is magic. There's nothing like it. You feel the energy of everybody who's out there. You feel it all over your body.… — Michael Jackson
One of the products I swear by is Sante Barley. — Piolo Pascual
I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask. — Minnie Driver
I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you’re in need for a quick mental vacation, it does the trick — Phillip Lim
They, that unnamed they, they've knocked me down but I got up. I always get up -- and I swear when I went down quite… — Gregory Corso
I've got an overactive, analytical brain. I get frustrated, impatient, angry with myself. I swear at myself a lot. — Cherie Lunghi
I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear… — Dave Chappelle
I want to play trailer trash; I swear to God. — Joan Van Ark
How your heart can possibly find a way to love and trust a man again proves that I've fallen in love with the bravest woman… — Colleen Hoover
But, I swear, they're turning Donna into Annie Hall this season. More ties. More suits. But they're also keeping her really motivated, ya know? Like,… — Laura Prepon

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