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• Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen. — Woody Allen
• I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy. — Denis Leary
• My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age.' That's fine with me because pretty soon… — Denis Leary
• When I direct and have to look at filmed scenes of myself, I suck. — William Shatner
• I've written for every medium except poetry, at which I suck. — J. Michael Straczynski
• That is my problem with life, I rush through it, like I'm being chased. Even things whose whole point is slowness, like… — Miranda July
• What a way to pay a man back for helping you. Gah, I suck as a human being.’ (Shahara) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
• I am no fun at all. In fact, I am anti-fun. Not as in anti-violence, but as in anti-matter. I am not… — David Rakoff
• I suck at all this supernatural stuff. But I fry a mean chicken. Oh, good. I hate it when the nice ones… — Darynda Jones
• I have to live and make my own choices, my own mistakes. You have to let me be me, even if i… — J.A. Redmerski
• I suck at titles. — Mark Boal
• I suck at golf and a variety of other things I go out and do with my friends. — Jimmie Johnson

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