I Once Dated Quotes
- I once dated a guy who was like, 'Holy sh--, I just made out with Harriet the Spy!' And that's messed up. Don't say that.… — Michelle Trachtenberg
- I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked — Joan Rivers
- I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm. — Jay London
- I once dated someone who worked at McDonald's. She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac. — John Stamos
- I've discreetly dated a lot of people - I once dated a billionaire, mostly because it was fun to say, "I'm dating a billionaire," but… — Courtney Love
- I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround. — Scott Roeben
- I once dated a girl who had really ugly luggage. It sounds strange, but it looked like some, one vomited on a suitcase. I couldn't… — Jeremy Renner
- I once dated a woman who owned a dog. The thing would never shut the fuck up. The dog was cool though. — Nikhil Saluja