I Hate Quotes

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One thing I hate is people screaming at me. If you want me to do something, talk to me. When someone screams at me to… — Mario Lemieux
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I could fly down… — Jack Handey
I hate flying. I don't planes. I get really anxious. — Lucy Hale
Enduring habits I hate.... Yes, at the very bottom of my soul I feel grateful to all my misery and bouts of sickness and everything… — Friedrich Nietzsche
I hate the word 'hippy'. I hate a lot of people, and hippies don't do that! — Shannon Hoon
I think the 'Just say no' mentality is so crazed. I saw a thing in a women's magazine the other day. 'He smokes cannabis, what… — Paul McCartney
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. — Samuel Johnson
When I love most, love is disguised. In hate; and when hate is surprised, in love, then I hate most. — Robert Browning
I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?' — Joan Rivers
I hate babies. They're so human. — Hector Hugh Munro
I hate music, especially when it's played. — Jimmy Durante
I hate a woman who offers herself because she ought to do so, and cold and dry thinks of her sewing when making love. — Ovid
You're all going to die. I hate to remind you, but it is on your schedule. It probably won't happen when you'd like; generally, it's… — George Carlin
Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know them and hate… — Dennis Miller
I hate weekends because there is no stock market — Rene Rivkin
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey… — Mitch Hedberg
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. — Will Durst
I hate a song that makes you think that you are not any good. I hate a song that makes you think that you are… — Woody Guthrie
I hate that Mosul is falling, but I also think that for 10 years we have supplied the Iraqis and they can't stand up and… — Rand Paul
I hate it. It looks like a stickup at 7-Eleven. Five guys standing there with their hands in the air. — Norm Sloan

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