Best I Drink Quotes
220 I Drink quotes by 183 unique authors
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I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
— Rodney Dangerfield
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Look at those words, 'role' and 'model.' Both of those are fake words, to play a role and to model, that's fake. I'm real. Being…
— Tupac Shakur
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I think I think too much. That's why I drink!
— Janis Joplin
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I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for that too.
— Billy Dee Williams
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I actually graze at several of the homes while Im playing. There a lot of food going on. I drink and eat and use the…
— George Lopez
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I drink to feel / I smoke to breathe / Just look what love / Has done to me
— Kacey Musgraves
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Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
— W.C. Fields
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I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.
— Joe Teti
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I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe. I am quite sincere about some of the…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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I drink because I’m thirsty,
— Shane MacGowan
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I work full-time in a used bookstore. I get up. I drink a cup of coffee. I think, The last thing I want to do…
— Kate DiCamillo
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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
— George Burns
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I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I…
— David Lee Roth
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I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.
— H. L. Mencken
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Yes, I have actually mined coal, and distilled liquor, as well as seen a girl in a pink dress, and seen her take it off.…
— James M. Cain
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I eat too much. I drink to much. A greedy selfish such-n-such. But when I wrap my turban on my mind is clear, I'm 'Baba…
— Lon Milo DuQuette
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I drink to remember I smoke to forget / Some things to be proud of, some stuff to regret.
— Jake Bugg
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When I lose, I drink, and when I win I celebrate.
— Bo Belinsky
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I stand above the tree level I am a tree I catch wind storm breaths My branches claw I drink sky It stretches me I…
— Marie Ponsot
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I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different
— Tre Cool
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Let me get a sip of water here...you figure this stuff is safe to drink? Actually, I don't care, I drink it anyway. You know…
— George Carlin
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I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes…
— CM Punk
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I don’t tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink.
— Lorne Michaels
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I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's…
— Ogden Nash
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That's what I do... Some people smoke weed, some people smoke cigarettes, some people snort coke... I pop pills, I smoke and I drink syrup,…
— Beanie Sigel
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