I Bet You Quotes
97 I Bet You quotes by 75 unique authors
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I bet you like sitting at red lights.
— Jon Gruden
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It's a campaign strategy. He's all about getting the votes. I support gay marriage too, but Obama only does things to stir the pot and…
— Barack Obama
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How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water.
— Jim Gaffigan
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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once,…
— Claudette Colbert
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I wondered what that was like, to hold someone’s hand. I bet you could sometimes find all of the mysteries of the universe in someone’s…
— Benjamin Alire Saenz
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I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
— Jack Handey
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I dont like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it...I bet you like Catholics. Cant stand them either. Nor women, Fabians,…
— Herbert
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There is a velvety sensuality here at the mouth of the Mississippi that you won't find anywhere else. Tell me what the air feels like…
— Andrei Codrescu
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I bet you there's a lot of guys who dream of having a girl that fine.
— Brett Hull
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Except I think it feels more like an empty stomach than a broken heart. An aching hollowness that food can't cure. You know. You've felt…
— Richard Laymon
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You're so vain. I bet you think this song is about you.
— Carly Simon
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If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get…
— Jack Handey
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She said I bet you dont remember me And I said only every other memory.
— Tim McGraw
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You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!
— Eddie Murphy
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Your fingertips across my skin, the palm trees swaying in the wind - images. You sang me Spanish lullabies, the sweetest sadness in your eyes…
— A Fine Frenzy
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Name the book that made the biggest impression on you. I bet you read it before you hit puberty. In the time I've got left,…
— Gary Paulsen
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I bet you could look at every single thing I've ever done and reduce it to that parenting schematic.
— Vera Farmiga
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The principal problem I had during the five years I ran the Caisse - and I bet you that it will be the same problem…
— Henri Rousseau
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I bet you, if I had met Trotsky, and had had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human…
— Will Rogers
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I bet you’re really good with your hands, all that drawing and building.
— Valerie Thomas
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I bet on everything. Everything. It's just like, 'I bet you I can spin my chair longer.' Everything, I say 'I bet you.' I love…
— Kellan Lutz
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The trouble with climate change is it's an extraordinarily diverse and complex issue, but for example if the BBC would let me make some of…
— Robert Winston
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I bet you’re not dangerous at all, are you? Are you, you great ugly brute?
— Joanne Kathleen Rowling
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As I moved deeper into the room, his gaze dropped to my feet, and worked its way back to my face. I was wearing faded…
— Karen Marie Moning
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Hmmm, I bet you’d be really cute with hornays. Not that you’re not cute right now, but you’re a bit young. You’re only what? Four…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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