I Asked Quotes

870 I Asked quotes by 564 unique authors

I asked my publisher what would happen if he sold all the copies of my book he'd printed. He said 'I'll just print another ten'. — Eric Sykes
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and… — Robert Morley
And I asked my mother 'can I touch the lady in the water? And she said yes I could, but I had to touch Mommy… — Paul Giamatti
I can remember one time a guy told me, a guy that preached, he claimed to be a preacher, he claimed to be called of… — Tim Conway
I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.' — Rodney Dangerfield
It wasnt until I was a sophomore in high school that I asked Mama if I could come into the kitchen and have her teach… — Paula Deen
The biggest challenges are always getting into the rooms that you need to get into and having people open to the types of stories that… — Unknown Author
I met Tom Baker doing a voice-over when David [Arabella's friend, David Tennant] wasn't at all well known. We were doing this voice-over together and… — Arabella Weir
I asked these Indians: "Do men ever make Chicha?" My question was met with gales of laughter. The women howled. Bent over in hilarity, one… — Alan D. Eames
What's wrong with you? I asked myself. You are a happy person. You are an upbeat sort of person. Men smile at you on the… — Unknown Author
After Daskalos returned to his armchair and was getting ready to continue our discussion I asked him whether the affliction of that man was due… — Unknown Author
People spend a lifetime thinking abouthow they would really like to live. I asked my friends and no one seems to know very clearly. To… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez
I played the track 'Exciter' backwards and suggested to the judge that what he'd heard was, 'I asked her for a peppermint. I asked her… — Rob Halford
If I asked people to live as I live, they would kill me, — Jose Mujica
A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to… — Woody Allen
I asked a French critic a couple of years ago why my books did so well in France. He said it was because in my… — Jim Harrison
I asked my mum, who's a very clever psychotherapist, and she says that kids love stories about death; they need it, they need to have… — Roald Dahl
The customer service representative hung up on me when I asked to talk to a supervisor. — Jon Jones
I said that one of the causes, and the one that has created more excitement and dissatisfaction than any other, is, that the Government will… — Unknown Author
Were I asked to focus the New Testament message in three words, my proposal would be ADOPTION THROUGH PROPITIATION, and I do not expect ever… — J I Packer

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