I Asked Quotes

870 I Asked quotes by 564 unique authors

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says,… — Emo Philips
I asked all of our recruiters to give me all resumes of prospective employees with their name, gender, place of origin, and age blacked out.… — Eric Ries
A couple years ago, the novelist Russell Banks told me he was reading the ancient Greek historian Herodotus. I asked why. He said, 'Because I've… — Richard Russo
I was asked by an editor to consider writing something about an American inventor. I asked him if he knew who invented the computer. He… — Jane Smiley
I grabbed my mom and I went to the couch and I said, 'Mom I want to ask Jesus to come into my heart.' And… — Tim Tebow
I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said,… — Jim Valvano
I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack. — Jesse Ventura
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning. — Mae West
Do you know a cure for me?" Why yes," he said, "I know a cure for everything. Salt water." Salt water?" I asked him. Yes,"… — Isak Dinesen
You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I… — Oscar Wilde
I asked you, baby, If you understood- You told me that you didn't, But you thought you would. — Langston Hughes
She said, 'Believe it or not, I used to be idealistic.' I asked her what 'idealistic' meant. 'It means you live by what you think… — Jonathan Safran Foer
Did you know that wasnâ€™t me, the other Max?â€ I asked. â€œYeah.â€ â€œWhen?â€ â€œRight away.â€ â€œHow?â€ I persisted. â€œWe look identical. She even had identical… — James Patterson
Ketut, why is life all crazy like this?" I asked my medicine man the next day...So what can we do about the craziness of the… — Elizabeth Gilbert
Never once in my life did I ask God for success or wisdom or power or fame. I asked for wonder, and he gave it… — Abraham Joshua Heschel
And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep. — Kurt Vonnegut
[Moishe] explained to me, with great emphasis, that every question possessed a power that was lost in the answer.... And why do you pray, Moishe?'… — Elie Wiesel
I asked myself childish questions and proceeded to answer them. — Albert Einstein
I knew that our time together was almost over, I asked her if she liked sports, she asked me if I liked chess, I asked… — Jonathan Safran Foer
Mom told us we would have to go shoplifting. Isn't that a sin?" I asked Mom. Not exactly," Mom said. "God doesn't mind you bending… — Jeannette Walls

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