I Accidentally Quotes

29 quotes by 29 authors

For me songwriting is very...it's almost like an accident. 'Oh I accidentally wrote about that.' I sit down with the urge to write a song… — Jessica Lea Mayfield
What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and… — Jessica Simpson
What causes homophobia? What is it that makes the heterosexual man worry about this? I think it's because deep down all men know that we… — Jerry Seinfeld
I've had a tough time learning how to act like a Congressman. Today I accidentally spent some of my own money. — Joseph P. Kennedy III
Toads are conservative animals, I think, and not much given to expecting the best from fortune. Some weeks ago, well before the end of October,… — Henry Mitchell
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our house. And I thought, I too am like that snail. I… — Jack Handey
I accidentally produced a Willow Smith track! — Nigel Godrich
I read comics and I did science, and never really put them together until I accidentally found myself in the middle of one. — Randall Munroe
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious â€” nobody saw me. — Anthony Jeselnik
I've still got a lot to learn about Washington. Thursday, I accidentally spent some of my own money. — Bill Vaughan
I accidentally entered a youth pageant when I was 14. That's like a beauty pageant, but without the beauty. It was terrible. — Zooey Deschanel
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron. — Phyllis Diller
I accidentally forgot to graduate from college. — Anne Lamott
I never thought I was cut out for a life of crime. I even felt guilty when I accidentally stole a Subbuteo catalogue, thinking it… — Julian Baggini
In the beginning it was always the same. But. I kept trying. Then one day I accidentally moved as the shutter clicked. A shadow appeared.… — Nicole Krauss
I accidentally vaporize my pre-algebra teacher — Rick Riordan
I apologize for Pam. I accidentally hit her in the head with a baseball when we were in fifth grade and knocked her out cold.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
...maybe he overreacted a bit." "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally… — Louise Rennison
With the whole Mark of Cain thing, does that mean if I accidentally kick you during the night, I get kicked in the shins seven… — Cassandra Clare
When I was 9, I auditioned for an arts school in Toronto with a few of my friends. The sole reason we auditioned was that… — Jake Epstein

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