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It was hysterical going to work. I would just walk in and think, 'What in hell? Am I here? What's going on? I'm going to… — Jacqueline McKenzie
Baby, after considerable thought I've reached the conclusion that the only conceivable legitimate answer to the Universe as constituted is a peal of hysterical laughter. — Keith Laumer
I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic. — Kate Dickie
As the NFF Historian, I'll have a new platform to indulge my passion for the most emotional, colorful and hysterical game ever developed by mankind… — Dan Jenkins
To hear two American men congratulating each other on being heterosexual is one of the most chilling experiences - and unique to the United States.… — Gore Vidal
In America, the traditional routes to black identity have hardly been normal. Suicide (disappearance by imitation, or willed extinction), violence (hysterical religiosity, crime, armed revolt),… — June Jordan
“Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are… — Jim Gaffigan
The "religion of pity" to which people would like to convert us- oh, we know well enough the hysterical little men and women who need… — Friedrich Nietzsche
I'll burn myself, or I'll cut myself. For a burn or a cut might be shown, might be nursed, might scar or heal, would be… — Sarah Waters
I don't understand racism. We are all the same and I have the perfect hypothesis to prove it. I play to all those countries and… — Michael Jackson
There were also some cruel reviews by women, but the tone of the male reviewers, sometimes hysterical, was different. I have suffered, but I don't… — Marguerite Young
Idleness begets ennui, ennui the hypochondriac, and that a diseased body. No laborious person was ever yet hysterical. — Thomas Jefferson
What will happen once the authentic mass man takes over, we do not know yet, although it may be a fair guess that he will… — Hannah Arendt
I recognize a lot of the things I'm going through. Like, I lose my temper a lot and I become unhinged and kind of hysterical. — Joan Didion
Idealistic reformers are dangerous because their idealism has no roots in love, but is simply a hysterical and unbalanced rage for order amidst their own… — William Irwin Thompson
It's interesting with my blog, because it feels to me less like a blog and more like a forum, because my readers are so funny… — Jenny Lawson
Red Dawn' was very resonant with a lot of people - they love that movie. I always thought it was a little hysterical. — Lea Thompson
I think that 'Family Guy' is hysterical. It's edgy and hip - and they can do whatever they want to do because it's animated and… — Zachary Levi
We immigrants can sometimes sound a little hysterical about this because we come from places that have tried this and we know where it leads.… — Mark Steyn
Classical scores go up and down; they're kind of hysterical in a way. And movie scores are much more - they just drive and move… — Darren Aronofsky
The original Dean Martin Comedy Hour handed me some hysterical sketches. I've got highlights on tons of these variety shows, given to me by their… — Ruth Buzzi
Frank Capra, Hollywood's Horatio Alger, lights with more cinematic know-how and zeal than any other director to convince movie audiences that American life is exactly… — Manny Farber
I would sit in my room and become hysterical about the wild incredible story I was writing. And I thought I was writing realism. It… — Chester Himes
Comedy was why I got into acting the first place. Peter Sellers was a huge influence on my wanting to act. I grew up with… — Sally Hawkins
Sometimes people damage paintings or sculpture because they love it. They throw their arms around a statue in a fit of hysterical passion and it… — Elizabeth Kostova

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