Hypochondriac Quotes

24 Hypochondriac quotes by 23 unique authors

I'm a complete hypochondriac. If my heart starts beating a little faster than normal, I think I'm having an attack. — Antonio Banderas
In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club -… — Spiro T. Agnew
Hypochondriacs squander large sums of time in search of nostrums by which they vainly hope they may get more time to squander. — Mortimer Collins
Sometimes I say to myself, what are you doing in this absurd job? Why dont you go to Africa and help people? But I cannot… — Javier Bardem
... hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history ... — Spiro T. Agnew
I’m a hypochondriac. Before I go all the way, I send the girl to the doctor and check them for everything. My doctor has a… — Brett Ratner
A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him. — Mignon McLaughlin
I am as far from a hypochondriac as you could ever be. — Britt Ekland
It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician... — William C. Bryant
It is astonishing how much more anxious people are to lengthen life than to improve it; and as misers often lose large sums of money… — Charles Caleb Colton
Idleness begets ennui, ennui the hypochondriac, and that a diseased body. No laborious person was ever yet hysterical. — Thomas Jefferson
Before getting meningitis, I was such a hypochondriac, worrying about the slightest ache. Ironically, I overlooked meningitis because the symptoms seemed like flu. I guess… — Petra Stunt
The hypochondriac disease consists in indigestion and consequent flatulency, with anxiety or want of pleasurable sensation. — Erasmus Darwin
Ever since I've been young I've been fascinated by the human body. I've written songs about it, but you can become quite morbid if you… — Ellie Goulding
I'm a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at… — Lisa Marie Presley
I was a fat child; I was asthmatic. No wonder I'm a hypochondriac. — Alber Elbaz
Wow," came a familiar voice, "Hypochondriac killed the cat." -Dess — Scott Westerfeld
In the end, every hypochondriac is his own prophet. — Robert Lowell
But wherever the truth may lie, this much is crystal-clear: our bigger-and-better society is now like a hypochondriac, so obsessed with its own economic health… — Aldo Leopold
The surgeons are playing on the myth's double standard for the function of the body. A man's thigh is for walking, but a woman's is… — Naomi Wolf
I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am. — Rodney Dangerfield
The trouble with being a hypochondriac these days is that antibiotics have cured all the good diseases. — Caskie Stinnett
He says one thing and does another. Hes a hypochondriac. -Shawn — Boy Meets World
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill; — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Hypochondriac Quotes

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