How Bad Quotes

301 How Bad quotes by 240 unique authors

A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are. — Phyllis Diller
No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one,… — Kirk Douglas
There has been so much recent talk of progress in the areas of curriculum innovation and textbook revision that few people outside the field of… — Jonathan Kozol
I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad… — Denis Leary
I rarely listen to commercial radio, and when I do, I'm shocked by how many ads there are, and how annoying they are, and how… — Susan Orlean
I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you… — Bob Saget
I see 30 to 40 gallery shows a week, and no matter what kind of mood I'm in, no matter how bad the art is,… — Jerry Saltz
I have all kinds of chest injuries; I tore my vein during 'Rocky II' and had 60 stitches. If you've seen 'Rocky Balboa,' you'll know… — Sylvester Stallone
We all have life storms, and when we get the rough times and we recover from them, we should celebrate that we got through it.… — Mattie Stepanek
I find that when you read a script, or rewrite something, or look at something that's been gone over, you can tell, like rings on… — Joss Whedon
One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad… — Zakk Wylde
You've got to love yourself with all your short comings, and you've got to love the world no matter how bad it gets. — Joan Bauer
I always think about what it means to wear eyeglasses. When you get used to glasses you don't know how far you could really see.… — Andy Warhol
Dr. Armonson stitched up her wrist wounds. Withen 5 minutes of the transfusion he declared her out of danger. Chucking her under the chin, he… — Jeffrey Eugenides
Come on, say it again. I'm a perfect devil. Tell me how bad I am. It makes me feel so good! — Anne Rice
How bad does it have to be before you do something about it? — Amy Jenkins
God is universal," spluttered the priest. The imam nodded strong approval. "There is only one God." "And with their one god Muslims are always causing… — Yann Martel
I think I fell in love with her, a little bit. Isn't that dumb? But it was like I knew her. Like she was my… — Neil Gaiman
Until one has some kind of professional relationship with books, one does not discover how bad the majority of them are. — George Orwell
Why does anyone stay in an unhappy relationship? Because people do. They do it all the time. And the truth is, when you’re in it,… — Sarah Dunn
I found that many gifted people are so afraid of writing a poor story that they cannot summon the nerve to write a single sentence… — Brenda Ueland
We spoke about our dreams and how we always felt safe in them, no matter how bad everthing else seemed. He told me it was… — Melina Marchetta
No matter how bad things are, you can always make things worse. — Randy Pausch
As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? — Cassandra Clare
You need to up your vocabulary, boy. You can’t walk around letting people think you’re stupid. Expand your horizons. Besides, it’s fun to call people… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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