Housekeeper Quotes
34 Housekeeper quotes by 28 unique authors
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The whole Turkish empire is nothing else but a crust cast by Heaven's great Housekeeper to His dogs.
— Martin Luther
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I was working like a dog as a housekeeper, barista, nanny, cook, so I could save enough money to really sit with my instruments. Whenever…
— Valerie June
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When a woman feels more like a maid than a girlfriend or wife, thats when she could stray. neglected, ignored, under appreciated, after being the…
— Glen Rambharack
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Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.
— Thornton Wilder
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day.
— Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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My wife let me get a transgender housekeeper. To have just one other penis in the house.
— Adam Sandler
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I'm a horrible cook because I always try to do it with oil, no butter, no flavor. Nobody else will ever eat it. My housekeeper…
— Shannon Elizabeth
Who Wrote These Housekeeper Quotes
28 authors contributed a total of 34 Housekeeper Quotes, led by these top contributors: