House Correspondents Quotes
- I'd rather go to the White House Correspondents' dinner than any awards show. — Scarlett Johansson
- Over the weekend, of course, down there in Washington, D.C., they had the big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do you know who was really funny?… — David Letterman
- Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. — Jay Leno
- Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in… — Stephen Colbert