Best Hot Dog Sayings

77 Hot Dog quotes by 72 unique authors

President Bush, have a hot dog with me. — Stephen Colbert
I just didn't want her to get hurt. I thought she was going to be. But everyone gets their share, don't they? Sure. Pow, in… — Stephen King
Faced with the Divine, people took refuge in the banal, as though answering a cosmic multiple-choice question: If you saw a burning bush, would you… — Mary Doria Russell
I wish we could spend July by the sea, browning ourselves and feeling water-weighted hair flow behind us from a dive. I wish our gravest… — Zelda Fitzgerald
... I tried to end our little duel. I called out pacifying words; I entreated; I finally surrendered. Still Clyde came, my pirate costume so… — John Kennedy Toole
If all I can say is I'm not in this swamp, I'm not in this swamp then there is not a rope in front of… — Tori Amos
In this family, we always celebrate each other's birthdays. I don't care if you're four or fourteen or forty and scattered around the world. We… — James Patterson
If we are defined by reason and morality, then reason and morality must define our choices, even when animals are concerned. When people say, for… — Matthew Scully
There were other stories and other names. Second Base Stace, who had breasts in fourth grade and let some of the boys feel them. Vincent,… — Stephen Chbosky
I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use… — Bill Maher
She looked up, her face pink as a Christmas ham. “You ever try chasing down a car?” she gasped. “I’ll one-up you. I gave Scott… — Becca Fitzpatrick
Okay," Kincaid said. "Anyone have any questions?" "Why do they sell hot dogs in packages of ten but hot dog buns in packages of eight? — Jim Butcher
Historical Re-creation, he thought glumly, as they picked their way across, under, over or through the boulders and insect-buzzing heaps of splintered timber, with streamlets… — Terry Pratchett
They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination.… — Darynda Jones
I held out my hot dog, which had grown cold. “Do you want this?” “No way. You’re going to need it. If anything bad happens,… — Becca Fitzpatrick
I can’t help blushing and looking down at my feet. “It was nothing.” “It was literally everything to me.” I look up, putting on my… — Pittacus Lore
I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds! — Beth Ditto
I am an on-and-off vegetarian. Sometimes on, mostly off. I think it is better to be a vegetarian but occasionally, the call of the hot… — Jonathan Safran Foer
I signed Koufax for fourteen grand and a hot dog. — Unknown Author
The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and cant get to… — Joan Fontaine
It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway -We're The Millers — Unkown
The hot dog was invented in 1903 by Jonathan Hotdog when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his dick-shaper machine. — Green Monk
I can eat a hot dog underwater. -Fry — Futurama
Its a hot dog without the bun in her phone! — Kevin Hart
I dont mind ketchup on my hot dog, as long as the bun is tight. — Jon Lajoie

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