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• 'Insanity... I like it."
• There’s always time for babbling.
• Hey, look your girlfriend is saying something. Artemis had a vast mental reserve of scathing comebacks at his disposal, but none of…
• I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and not through the television show.
• I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.
• I have always loved 'Stig of the Dump.' I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.
• What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and Hook is one of the most…
• When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn't.
• I have a lovely office at the back of my house; it's an old stable and you can see right out to…
• I often meet frustrated young writers who say they've only got so far and just can't finish a book. Even if you…
• The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one series is over; you're…
• I can't imagine what they're planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it, and it won't be legal.

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