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Home Quotes by Daniel Handler
- One's home is like a delicious piece of pie you order in a restaurant on a country road one cozy evening - the best piece…
- It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream…
- One of the world's most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island,because people always answer "a deck of cards" or…
- There are some people who believe that home is where one hangs one's hat, but these people tend to live in closets and on little…
- The Violins waltzed. The Cellos and Basses provided accompaniment. The Violas mourned their fate, while the Concertmaster showed off. The Flutes did bird imitations…repeatedly, and…
- Off with you" is a phrase used by people who lack the curtesy to say something more polite, such as, "if there's nothing else you…
- The difference between a house and a home is like the difference between a man and a woman-- it might be embarrassing to explain, but…
- She gave me a hug and for a second I was embraced by a body that makes me want to go home and never eat…
- I opened my mouth and kissed you then, the first time all night, attacked you and surrendered completely, and let’s get out of here. I’m…
- There are some who say that sitting at home reading is the equivalent of travel, because the experiences described in the book are more or…
- Waiting is one of life's hardships. It is hard enough to wait for chocolate cream pie while burnt roast beef is still on your plate.…
- I write longhand on legal pads, about half at home and half in cafes. I drink a lot of water and eat a lot of…
More Home Quotes
- I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd be pulling… — Hank Aaron
- People usually are the happiest at home. — William Shakespeare
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge. — Mark Twain
- Years ago someone wrote [about me]: 'She characterizes Molly Weasley as a mother who is only at home looking after the children.'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
- I think a major element of jetlag is psychological. Nobody ever tells me what time it is at home. — David Attenborough
- It's coming home to roost over the next 50 years or so. It's not just climate change; it's sheer space, places to… — David Attenborough
- As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've… — Roseanne Barr