Best Holes Sayings
1179 Holes quotes by 892 unique authors
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The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par…
— Ben Crenshaw
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When I got cut from the varsity team as a sophomore in high school, I learned something. I knew I never wanted to feel that…
— Michael Jordan
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Death is the black hole of biology. It's an event horizon, and once you go over that event horizon, no information can be passed back…
— Terence McKenna
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Every man should be born again on the first day of January. Start with a fresh page. Take up one hole more in the buckle…
— Henry Ward Beecher
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I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk the warden into…
— Lee Trevino
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Don't worry about your caddie. He may be an irritating little wretch, but for eighteen holes he is your caddie.
— Arnold Haultain
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According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that…
— Herbert Wind
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When that happens [the demise of golf], old men will furtively beckon to their sons and, like fugitives from the guillotine recalling the elegant orgies…
— Alistair Cooke
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he's now my golf bag.
— Bob Hope
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Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than nineteen years of dealing with him across the desk.
— Grantland Rice
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No matter what happens - never give up a hole....In tossing in your cards after a bad beginning you also undermine your whole game, because…
— Sam Snead
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Never take a mulligan on a par 3. A "hole in three" is not a fun story to relive.
— Brian Weiss
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I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it…
— Brian Weiss
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It breaks towards the center of the earth when it is above the hole.
— Brian Weiss
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My caddie 'Stovepipe' tried to talk me into hitting a 3-wood. But I took out the turf rider (4-wood) instead. The moment I hit it,…
— Gene Sarazen
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The best architects feel it to be their duty to make the path to the hole as free as possible from annoying difficulties for the…
— Robert Hunter
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I never played a perfect 18 holes. There is no such thing. I expect to make at least seven mistakes a round. Therefore, when I…
— Walter Hagen
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G is for Green, that's constructed to roll in every direction away from the hole.
— Richard Armour
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The pressure makes me more intent about each shot. Pressure on the last few holes makes me play better.
— Nancy Lopez
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I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.
— Peter Jacobsen
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Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing.
— Tim Allen
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That's great. They should put the hole in the fairway.
— Colin Montgomerie
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Grief is a solitary journey. No one but you knows how great the hurt is. No one but you can know the gaping hole left…
— Helen Steiner Rice
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Hate is a hole that exists in your heart; and the more that you hate, the more you fall apart.
— Wes Fesler
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Needy knife-grinder! whither are ye going? Rough is the road, your wheel is out of order; Bleak blows the blast-your hat has got a hole…
— George Canning
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