Best Hoax Quotes

44 Hoax quotes by 41 unique authors

Google and others truncate headlines at 70 characters. On the Manti Teo story, Deadspin's scoop fell down the Google search results, overtaken by copycat stories… — Nick Denton
The truth seems to be that they [teachers of grammar] were victims of a mighty hoax, one of those true belly-rumbling impostures which a workaday… — Charlton Laird
President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people. — Clint Eastwood
The so-called assault weapons ban is a hoax. It is a political appeal to the ignorant. The guns it supposedly banned have been illegal for… — David Mamet
I write for one and only one purpose, to overcome the invincible ignorance of the traduced heart. […] I wish to speak to and for… — Kenneth Rexroth
I remembered my New Orleans days, living on two five-cent candy bars a day for weeks at a time in order to have leisure to… — Charles Bukowski
Most poetry just confounds me. I really want to like it, but I can't help thinking it's a hoax. (p. 24) — Stephan Pastis
Controller Borasus sighed with relief. Libraries were not places of danger. It had to be a hoax. — Diana Wynne Jones
He saw that science had become as great a hoax as religion, that nationalism was a farce, patriotism a fraud, education a form of leprosy,… — Henry Miller
The dismaying truth is that birtherism is part of a larger pattern of rejection of reality that has taken hold of intimidating segments of one… — Hendrik Hertzberg
Though if love was an animal, Garret knew, it would probably be the Loch Ness Monster. If it didn’t exist, that didn’t matter. People made… — Tao Lin
For unless one is able to live fully in the present, the future is a hoax. There is no point whatever in making plans for… — Alan Watts
Much that was called religion has carried an unconscious attitude of hostility toward life. True religion must teach that life is filled with joys pleasing… — Frank Herbert
Global Warming: It is a hoax. It is bad science. It is high-jacking public policy. It is the greatest scam in history. — John Coleman
''If religion says that God is love, and why shouldn't two men be married.'' ''These rules were made my a God who doesn't really exist.''… — Jeremy Limn
We all have a right to know, and if the government has been suppressing information about other life forms, that's the cruelest hoax of all. — Dwight Schultz
Heaven's not a place that you go when you die It's that moment in life when you actually feel alive So live for the moment… — Unknown Author
Im fresh off the boat, nigga let's toast. Young Money real, y'all shit just a hoax. — Tyga
My plan will continue to reduce the carbon pollution that is heating our planet because climate change is not a hoax. — Barack Obama

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