His Own Funeral Quotes
- No American is prepared to attend his own funeral without the services of highly skilled cosmeticians. Part of the American dream, after all, is to… — Edgar Friedenberg
- And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud. — Walt Whitman
- The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today… — David Letterman