His Birthday Quotes

24 His Birthday quotes by 23 unique authors

He will find out the hard way on his birthday that he has got a present he never wanted — Graham Earl
My son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of his friends that… — Blair Underwood
I tend to foster drama via bleakness. If I want the reader to feel sympathy for a character, I cleave the character in half, on… — George Saunders
I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday. — Sarah Sutton
One of the best moments is right here (during History Tour in Copenhagen, on his birthday in 1997). Right here. It’s right in the middle… — Michael Jackson
I turned down Prince William's invitation for me to sing at his birthday bash because he was spearing animals in Africa and bringing publicity to… — Pink
Twenty-five, he was. Twenty-five tomorrow. Some years the snow had melted for his birthday, but not this year, and so it had been a long… — Jane Smiley
I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something that will make… — Rita Rudner
The color of his pallor, however, was a curiously basic white - unmixed, that is, with the greens and yellows of guilt or abject contrition.… — J D Salinger
Dark is a way and light is a place, Heaven that never was Nor will be ever is always true "Poem on His Birthday — Dylan Thomas
So how did he look at me?" "Like it was his birthday and you were the cake. — Karen Marie Moning
Sneak out." He shrugged, as if that should have been a no-brainer. But that was easy for him to say. He was dead. What else… — Rachel Vincent
When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way. — A A Milne
Oh, that,' said Ginny, giggling. 'Well-Percy's got a girlfriend.' Fred dropped a stack of books on George's head. 'What?' 'It's that Ravenclaw prefect, Penelope Clearwater,'… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
What is Aldous capable of?" "Aldous is two thousands years old. He's capable of anything." "Aldous Nix is two thousands years old?" "So, I've heard.… — Cassandra Clare
For a long time we dreamed of a real leather ball, and at last my brother had one for his birthday. The feel of the… — Alison Uttley
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. — Wendy Liebman
Who don`t know his/her propose in life don`t have the reason to celebrate his Birthday — Maris
This is getting ridicules. I can't sleep. I cant eat. I cant do anything anymore because of him. I mean wish I could tell him… — Savannah J
My Komodo Dragon to my brother for his birthday LOL! — Jazzy
There is no doubt that Jesus Christ is the greatest man who has ever lived in all of history.He changed the world forever. When He… — Glen Rambharack
What was just said to the mexican dude at his concert that just took place on his birthday. This is the United States Of America,… — Katt Williams
I'd rather be me on my worst day. Than to be a sucker nigga on his birthday. — Unknown Author
Wife treats hubby (Jim) on his birthday by taking him to a strip club. At the club: Doorman: Hey Jim! how are you? Wife: how… — Zhat*

Who Wrote These His Birthday Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 24 His Birthday Quotes as follows: