Hippopotamus Quotes

19 quotes by 19 authors

A city is where you can sign a petition, boo the chief justice, fish off a pier, gaze at a hippopotamus, buy a flower at… — Herb Caen
It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over. — Roger Caras
A man is born an artist as a hippopotamus is born a hippopotamus; and you can no more make yourself one than you can make… — John Ruskin
The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be. — Will Cuppy
I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em. — Hilaire Belloc
I found in one of the tombs an inscription saying, 'If you touch my tomb, you will be eaten by a crocodile and hippopotamus.' It… — Zahi Hawass
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? — Mitch Hedberg
There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton… — Bertrand Russell
There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow in the mud. — Carl Sandburg
He said he would come in,' the White Queen went on, `because he was looking for a hippopotamus. Now, as it happened, there wasn't such… — Lewis Carroll
Emily said ... Well, I read that it's important to sleep. While you sleep, the hippopotamus in your brain replays things that happend during the… — Jaclyn Moriarty
There is a famous Russian cartoon in which a hippopotamus, in the bush, points out a zebra to another hippopotamus: 'You see,' he says, 'now… — Alain Robbe-Grillet
And you came back to Lyrian?" Galloran said in disbelief. "Believe it or not, I came through the same hippopotamus that brought me here the… — Brandon Mull
I have a hippopotamus skull next to my bed, called Gregory. When I was six, my three sisters and I clubbed together and paid £4… — Deborah Moggach
In this type of situation you need to separate the two sets of girls and then you have to separate the hippopotamus from her good… — The Situation
I told a midget bitch, I do it big hippopotamus. — Lil Wayne
You see that motivation record sound cocky as shit. Whatever fuck it, tell 'em suck a hippopotamus dick. — Unknown Author
[his healing skills] ..lay in the ability to comfort, to comfort in the proper sense, to make strong, to fortify from The Hippopotamus — Stephen Fry
Five thousand single in a salsa bin. Nissan, Pizza Hut, hippopotamus lens. — Riff Raff

Who Wrote These Hippopotamus Quotes

19 authors contributed a total of 19 Hippopotamus Quotes as follows: