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Michael Showalter has 11 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If your dad is anything like mine, then you have no clue what to buy him for Father's Day. The only Father's…
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In my perfect world order, it is cold all the time. Everyone wears sweaters and drinks coffee. People don't speak to each…
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I tend to a lot of improvisational ranting, and that's fun. For me, stand-up has been, performance-wise, a really good outlet.
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For me, Twitter works best as a way of taking pictures of being stuck in traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. If people…
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A lot of my humor centers on the act of telling jokes and I think this can prevent certain audiences from suspending…
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I went to college thinking of maybe pursuing a career in film criticism.
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I like the comedians that go into detail and tell longer stories.
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I think narcissists are endlessly watchable. The way they view the world and the way they interact within the world.
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I think comedians see themselves as people among people.
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I mean, do you really think Paul Krugman is checking his Twitter account every day to read what I write? Of course…
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I knew that if I was going to write a book, I was going to have to read one, too.
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