Hell Quotes

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I played the tour in 1967 and told jokes and nobody laughed. Then I won the Open the next year, told the same jokes, and… — Lee Trevino
It is better to be as low as hell with a promise, than in Paradise without one. — John Flavel
My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream they'd pour all over bits… — Marianne Faithfull
I hope you brought your wallet, 'cause the rent in Hell gets paid in advance! — Sarge
Hell, it is well known, has no fury like a woman who wants her tea and can't get it. — P.G. Wodehouse
I read some of my stories recently and thought, 'How in the hell did I get away with that?' I had some really raw cynicism… — Carl Barks
If marriages are said to be made in heaven then why search for grooms in hell. — Amit Abraham
A smart woman would have shut up. Did I? Hell no. Intelligence is overrated anyway. — Rachel Vincent
If religion is a reaction of man, and nothing more, it seems to me that it represents a human desire for wrongdoers to be punished.… — Vince Gilligan
It annoys the hell out of me when people say, This is the kitchen, and this is the bathroom. What am I, Helen Keller? I… — A.M. Homes
People say that if you donâ€™t love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America. — Ron Kovic
Behind every terrorist stand dozens of men and women, without whom he could not engage in terrorism. They are all enemy combatants, and their blood… — Ayelet Shaked
Singing what's in your heart? Naming the things you love and loathe? You can get hurt that way. Hell, you will get hurt that way.… — Rob Sheffield
Hell is God's great compliment to the reality of human freedom and the dignity of human choice. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
As far as I understand, the Second Coming is already here. It's a consciousness. It is not someone who is going to arrive and land… — Jane Siberry
When there is hell to pay, it is usually cheaper to pay it than to finance an endless purgatory. — Robert Breault
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for… — J D Salinger
Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top… — J D Salinger
Lincoln would be just like me. He wouldn't know what the hell to do. — George W. Norris
You can decide to invade Russia at dinner, pick Waterloo for battle on a whim. It's the details, the small stuff. Its easy to gamble… — Dwight D. Eisenhower

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