Headache Quotes

200 quotes by 190 authors

If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. — Samuel Butler
To me, teamwork is a lot like being part of a family. It comes with obligations, entanglements, headaches, and quarrels. But the rewards are worth… — Pat Summitt
At that comfortable tavern on Pontchartrain we had a bouillabaisse than which a better was never eaten at Marseilles; and not the least headache in… — William Makepeace Thackeray
When you are lying awake with a dismal headache, and repose is tabooed by anxiety, I conceive you may use any language you choose to… — W. S. Gilbert
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. — W.C. Fields
If you want to resolve a dispute or come out from conflict, the very first thing is to speak the truth. If you have a… — Ziauddin Yousafzai
I have a terrific headache. — Franklin D. Roosevelt
Chess is a cure for headaches. — John Maynard Keynes
I had a toothache during the first game. In the second game I had a headache. In the third game it was an attack of… — Siegbert Tarrasch
Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth… — Mark Twain
If a man sits down to think, he is immediately asked if he has a headache. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
I realize now that people are not thinking about you and me or caring what is said about us. They are thinking about themselves-before breakfast,… — Dale Carnegie
Psychiatrists declare that most of our fatigue derives from our mental and emotional attitudes... What kinds of emotional factors tire the sedentary (or sitting) worker?… — Dale Carnegie
I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women. — Cary Elwes
A hooker once told me she had a headache. — Rodney Dangerfield
People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache,… — Karl Pilkington
I don't want to do an action movie, because I've acted in them, and they're so boring to do, because they're so technical. The headache… — Tony Goldwyn
I was cut out of The Doors. I was Okie Girl, a groupie. The powers that be thought that my character made Jim Morrison look… — Jennifer Tilly
Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards. — Elizabeth Jane Howard

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