Head Hit Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he… — George Carlin
• Hey! Guy with scary eyes?" Madison called out. "You know what a moose does when someone insults her family?" Ivan raised his eyebrows. "She does… — Rick Riordan
• If sleep came to me as easily as stupidity comes to some people, than I would be asleep before my head hit the pillow. — Brii Ann

Who Wrote These Head Hit Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Head Hit Quotes as follows:

• 1 Head Hit Quote by George Carlin
• 1 Head Hit Quote by Rick Riordan
• 1 Head Hit Quote by Brii Ann