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• Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
• Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
• Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is…
• If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it…
• As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin?…
• Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
• Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man…
• The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was…

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