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• I had paid for my folly and, as a reward, was invited to take part in the nest builder’s performance piece. The…
• When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when…
• Every so often my life will feel like a story. It doesn't have to be a big thing; in fact, most often,…
• I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.
• Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really…
• All of us take pride and pleasure in the fact that we are unique, but I'm afraid that when all is said…
• Every day we're told that we live in the greatest country on earth. And it's always stated as an undeniable fact: Leos…
• There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows.

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