Happy Meal Quotes

23 Happy Meal quotes by 20 unique authors

Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal. — David Feherty
We are a very open, very democratic site, which means we get all sorts of people. We do get some bad guys who are a… — Craig Newmark
I just don't know when we all decided that if it doesn't fit in a Happy Meal box, it's not for kids. I remember flying… — Gore Verbinski
I'm gonna be a character in a Happy Meal. — Claudia Christian
I.Q. deficiency. There are some people who are an order of fries short of a Happy Meal, and what is often a characteristic about every… — Rush Limbaugh
Did anybody tell you that you're a few french fries short of a Happy Meal? — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
He dropped the rest of the Cokes into the grave and pulled out a white paper bag decorated with cartoons. I hadn’t seen one in… — Rick Riordan
Eric followed Vlad Tepes’s stubby finger, identifying me as the future Happy Meal. Then he stared at Dracula, looking up from his kneeling position. I… — Charlaine Harris
He's one fry short of a Happy Meal. — Rush Limbaugh
Also, when on a campaign to convince a stranger that you aren't a few fries short of a Happy Meal, throwing around phrases like "tangentially… — Maureen Johnson
The life's work of Walt Disney and Ray Kroc had come full-circle, uniting in perfect synergy. McDonald's began to sell its hamburgers and french fries… — Eric Schlosser
It's settled, then," Grace said. She turned back to Nick. "Take the Jag to the car wash and for heaven's sake clean the McDonald's Happy… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
A way to a girl's heart is deep within the depths of a Happy Meal box. — Tyler Dawkins
Every meal is a happy meal when you're starving. . . — Rick Sutter
Speed racer on the track call me Hot Wheels. Them bullets long like fries, get a Happy Meal. — Jae Millz
Dip my tail in blood ink. Write it down in red. Scribe the words "Happy meal" Right across your head. — Angelspit
I sold my soul to the devil that's a crappy deal, least it came with a few toys like a happy meal. — Kanye West
I sold my soul to the devil it wasn`t a good deal but atleast it com with some toys like a happy meal — Kanye West
Jewelry from a Happy Meal, fuck it I was happy still. — Mac Miller
These hoes be sprintin like its track n field because this supersize dick is their Happy Meal. — Ludacris
You're So Sad, Maybe You should Buy A 'Happy Meal.' — Pacifiersucker
Sometimes dealing with people is like reviewing a restaurant menu. You have your totally tasteless folks. Then you have ones who are a couple of… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler

Who Wrote These Happy Meal Quotes

20 authors contributed a total of 23 Happy Meal Quotes as follows: