Hamster Quotes

36 quotes by 34 authors

You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue! — Roald Dahl
Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree, But it… — Clive Barker
Lissa knelt down, compassion on her face. I wasn't surprised, since she'd always had a thing for animals. She'd lectured me for days after I'd… — Richelle Mead
He was not used to the smell of dragon breath, which is best described as a combination of the stench of burning rubber and the… — Angie Sage
Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries — John Cleese
Adrenaline kicks you in when youâ€™re starving. Thatâ€™s what nobody understands. Except for being hungry and cold, most of the time I feel like I… — Laurie Halse Anderson
I love watching him think," Maeve told Lily. "You can almost hear that poor little hamster running and running on its wheel. — Jim Butcher
I can't shut my brain off. It's like a hamster wheel." ~ Justin — Richelle Mead
When my mind won't stop racing, I just want to reach inside my head and slap the hamster off his wheel. — Unknown Author
I think the worst feeling ever is being single in a relationship. sure, you're taken and you have that person I guess but, it doesn't… — Nutella Umbrella
Really wanted to be a cage fighter. . . but the hamster kept kicking the shit out of me — Sarah Moores
My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist! — Colin Mochrie
SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU DIRTY LITTLE HAMSTER! — The Situation
Had the hamster - it died 'cause I ignored it. — Lady Sovereign
I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster. — Robin Williams
What is this guy, a hamster? — John Mcclane

Who Wrote These Hamster Quotes

34 authors contributed a total of 36 Hamster Quotes, led by these top contributors: