Hamster Quotes

36 Hamster quotes by 34 unique authors

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work… — Scott Adams
I love running cross-country...You come up a hill and see two deer going, 'What the hell is he doing?' On a track I feel like… — Robin Williams
The kid makes you sick. He looks the part, he walks the part, he is the part. He's six-foot something, fit as a flea, good-looking… — Cristiano Ronaldo
I don't believe in reincarnation, and I didn't believe in it when I was a hamster. — Shane Richie
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster — Bill Bailey
The real slums are another matter. The bad parts of Tondo are as bad as any place I've seen, ancient, filthy houses swarmed with the… — P.J. O'Rourke
I voted against Gerald Nabarro in my first general election, but my defiance made no difference. If you had put a Conservative rosette on a… — Jeremy Paxman
Some Poor grad student pressing on the flanks of a hamster and out comes a doctorate on the other side — Robert M. Sapolsky
But I just felt at one point that I was on a hamster wheel, you know? Just doing movie after movie and thinking so much… — Woody Harrelson
Privately, I consider religion to be a load of bollocks, but when you have a sobbing five year old wanting to know what happened to… — Tana French
I could keep trying to do the same kind of comedies. You know how it's going to go, and you can get an audience with… — Vince Vaughn
One of my producers said this business is like a hamster on that little wheel thing that goes around and around. You may have a… — Sean Hannity
DNS is kind of the hamster under the hood that drives the Internet. — David Ulevitch
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was… — Graham Chapman
It's for the hamster that I'm gonna buy! This is so perfect! (after opening a hamster wheel at Christmas) — Gerard Way
I've lived here ... my whole life. It's where I lost all my baby teeth. Where tiny hamster, gerbil, and bird skeletons lie in rotted-out… — Jennifer McMahon
The hamster called. He wants his home back. — James Patterson
Wondering where Ranger was now, when I needed him. Why wasn’t he here, insisting on locking me up in a safe house? Now that my… — Janet Evanovich
If anybody felt worse than I did, it was Amos. I had just enough magic to turn myself into a falcon and him into a… — Rick Riordan
Yeah, well, don’t worry about it. I’ve never met a Daimon yet I couldn’t take. (Wulf) Guess again, little brother. You just met one, and… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue! — Roald Dahl
Sung to the tune of O Christmas Tree O woe is me, O woe is me, I used to have a hamster tree, But it… — Clive Barker
Lissa knelt down, compassion on her face. I wasn't surprised, since she'd always had a thing for animals. She'd lectured me for days after I'd… — Richelle Mead
He was not used to the smell of dragon breath, which is best described as a combination of the stench of burning rubber and the… — Angie Sage
Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries — John Cleese

Who Wrote These Hamster Quotes

34 authors contributed a total of 36 Hamster Quotes, led by these top contributors: