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Half Quotes by Jon Lovitz
- How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.
- If I make a dollar and out of every dollar I'm taxed at 50, half, at 50 cents, I have to give, isn't that like…
- I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it does make you…
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- Whenever I miss you. I just close my eyes and I see your smiling face and half of my problems automatically get… — Anurag Prakash Ray
- I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I… — David Attenborough
- I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored. — David Attenborough
- There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened. — Mark Twain
- These stupid peasants, who, throughout the world, hold potentates on their thrones, make statesmen illustrious, provide generals with lasting victories, all with… — Stephen Crane
- I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him. — Teresa of Avila
- The half minute which we daily devote to the winding-up of our watches is an exertion of labour almost insensible; yet, by… — Charles Babbage
- America, thou half-brother of the world; with something good and bad of every land. — Philip James Bailey