Half Quotes

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Every Christian needs a half-hour of prayer each day, except when he is busy, then he needs an hour. — Saint Francis de Sales
One-half of life is luck; the other half is discipline - and that's the important half, for without discipline you wouldn't know what to do… — Carl Zuckmayer
Since the September 11 attacks, nearly 400 individuals have been arrested by the Justice Department as a result of ongoing investigations into international terrorism. Of… — Jo Bonner
If an American was condemned to confine his activity to his own affairs, he would be robbed of one half of his existence. — Alexis de Tocqueville
There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened. — Mark Twain
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half. — John Wanamaker
I really do see it as the start of the second half of my career. — Al Jarreau
When we abolish the slavery of half of humanity, together with the whole system of hypocrisy it implies, then the "division" of humanity will reveal… — Simone de Beauvoir
Of all the unchristian beverages that ever passed my lips, Turkish coffee is the worst. The cup is small, it is smeared with grounds; the… — Mark Twain
In spite of the honestest efforts to annihilate my I-ity, or merge it in what the world doubtless considers my better half, I still find… — Jane Welsh Carlyle
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees? — Groucho Marx
We have to free half of the human race, the women, so that they can help free the other half. — Emmeline Pankhurst
We're half the people; we should be half the Congress. — Jeannette Rankin
There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating? — Andy Rooney
Half-caf, double-tall, non fat, whole-milk foam, bone-dry, half-pump mocha, half sugar in the raw, double cup, no lid, capp - to go. — Linda Evangelista
Coffee in Brazil is always made fresh and, except at breakfast time, drunk jet black from demitasses first filled almost to the brim with the… — Bob Brown
For lo! the board with cups and spoons is crowned.The berries crackle, and the mill turns round ... At once they gratify their scent and… — Alexander Pope
The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced… — George Carlin
Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes. — Alexander Pope
Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be… — Hunter S. Thompson

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