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• He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with…
• It is the best of all games for me. It frequently escapes from the pattern of sport and assumes the form of…
• A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
• Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.
• I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.
• Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
• Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.
• [A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.
• I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.
• I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.
• Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a…
• A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrong

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