Guaranteed Quotes

338 Guaranteed quotes by 284 unique authors

There's no pill that I can recommend where side effects aren't guaranteed to send you round the bend. — The Kinks
I give my rhyme a bless guaranteed to make it right if your night is a bust. You Vivrant and you fresh and all rriginal… — Q-tip
100% guaranteed, no strings attached, porn-quality sex. — RJ Berger
This is my smokin' song. It ain't very long, but guaranteed to get the job done. Smoke one, what the fuck you waitin' on? — Lil Wyte
All the unsuspecting faces gaze up to the sky. Roll out the red carpet, open your arms wide. Line up with your welcome smiles. Expectations… — London Elektricity
I don't think Homies Over Hoes is a sentiment that A Pimp Named Slickback can cosign, Riley. I mean don't get me wrong. A Pimp… — Boondocks
Sadness is inevitable. But happiness was never guaranteed. — Naseem C Khan
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'. — Unknown Author
Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground. — Unknown Author
Using the Word of God during spiritual battles is guaranteed to get results. It is the sword of the Spirit and will cut to pieces… — Creflo Dollar
No one is guaranteed tomorrow so always take the chance to say what you want to say to someone even with the fear of hearing… — Unknown Author
Live your life to the fullest, another day isnt guaranteed.. — Unknown Author
Many times in our lives we have to make difficult decisions that will affect not only our lives, but the lives of others around us.… — Unknown Author
No ones guaranteed tomorrow so live for right now saver every moment you've been given — Unknown Author
Half of you females are making a big mistake that every young girl who is in love and dealing with breakup makes, and that mistake… — Unknown Author
Good looks are not guaranteed to be a good human being — Mak_786
I'll sexify you. Have you thinking bout my name. In the middle of the day, hey and that's guaranteed. — Leah LaBelle
I'll sexify you. Have your friends thinking boy there aint no way, hey and that's guaranteed. — Leah LaBelle
Life is precious, never guaranteed, and many times too short. If the bags you carry you can barely carry yourself...why throw them on the new… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
I try not to think about the standings, but at the same time, everyone wants that guaranteed spot. — Jordyn Wieber
Tomorrow is always expected but it is never guaranteed — George Ferreira
The Constitution...expressly recognizes the right to hold slaves as property in states where slavery exists. This, then, is not a question of general morality, affecting… — James Buchanan
You are jeopardizing this program. You're changing the program from a guaranteed benefit to premium support. Whatever you call it, the bottom line is people… — Joe Biden
Always try and be a better person than you were yesterday, cause we aren't guaranteed tomorrow. ... — Unknown Author
Expects less from people, cause dissappointment will come from people you never expects it from, it's only you that can be guaranteed to always be… — Blaze Olamiday

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