Gross Quotes

338 Gross quotes by 285 unique authors

Kaye: You know what the sun looks like? Janet: No, What? Kaye: Like he slit his wrists in a bathtub and the blood is all… — Holly Black
But slight mistakes accumulate, and grow to gross errors if unchecked. — Jacqueline Carey
Asking a man if he could be trusted was like asking an unwed girl if she was a virgin. The question mattered, but the asking… — Orson Scott Card
The boy was lying, fast asleep, on a rude bed upon the floor; so pale with anxiety, and sadness, and the closeness of his prison,… — Charles Dickens
I wouldn't cut you out of my life Clary, any more than I would cut off my right hand and give it to someone as… — Cassandra Clare
Don’t you have a girlfriend or family you’d rather be with? (Geary) Only Solin, and honestly, he’s not this soft. Even if he was, it’d… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Ectoplasmic plane? What the devil is that? (Simone) It’s jargon from those of us who are corporeally challenged. It’s the great beyond where we bounce… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I beg your pardon. I’m not gross. (Simone) Grody to the max. Gag me with a spoon. I’ve seen you in the mornings. You’re not… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Teach me, dear creature, how to think and speak; Lay open to my earthy-gross conceit, Smother'd in errors, feeble, shallow, weak, The folded meaning of… — William Shakespeare
Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb) Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi) I think I’m never eating guacamole again… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL FAUX VOMIT: 1 cup of cooked oatmeal 1.2 cup of sour cream (or buttermilk ranch dressing or anything that smells like… — Rachel RenÃ©e Russell
And I vaguely remember her smiling at me from the door way the glittering ambiguity of a girls smile, which seems to promise an answer… — John Green
If you've seen a crab's mouth, all foamy and gross with whiskers and snapping bits, you can imagine this one didn't look any better blown… — Rick Riordan
Each person is only given so many evenings and each wasted evening is a gross violation against the natural course of your only life. — Charles Bukowski
Mommies can't look gross!' J.J. protested. — Meg Waite Clayton
I would never date a girl who insisted that I cut you out of my life. It’s non-negotiable. You want a piece of all this… — Cassandra Clare
Which is both gross and breathtakingly romantic. He could always have just gone upstairs and brushed his teeth, but he stayed and lurked by the… — Maureen Johnson
However gross a man may be, the minute he expresses a strong and genuine affection, some inner secretion alters his features, animates his gestures, and… — Honore de Balzac
Nick? Nick Hurley?" I asked, laughing. He took back his hat. "You'll be sorry to hear I don't make gross faces as much as I… — Elizabeth Chandler
Mayonnaise is a lot like men, it can make everything much better, adding flavor and ease to your life. Or, it can just be sticky… — Sarah Dessen
You don't pay back your parents. You can't. The debt you owe them gets collected by your children, who hand it down in turn. It's… — Lois McMaster Bujold
the first part was awesome the second part were gross but still amazing to me — Jacqueline Wilson
umm... abit gross it kinda about boyfriend and girlfriend kinda going throw then they break up then they love each other then they make up… — Jacqueline Wilson
Some of them are okay, but the popular girls like to pick on my sister, and almost all the guys are gross. I don't know… — Regina Doman
Hamilton had a complaint. "Why did you have to tell the cops I'm your boyfriend? That's gross, Amy. We're related!" Amy was disgusted. "We had… — Gordon Korman

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