Grandma Mazur Quotes
- I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur — Janet Evanovich
- I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur — Janet Evanovich
- I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur — Janet Evanovich
- Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in the army." I… — Janet Evanovich
- Grandma Mazur stood two feet back from my mother. "I gotta get me a pair if those," she said, eyeballing my shorts. "I've still got… — Janet Evanovich
- [Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it,… — Janet Evanovich
- When Grandma Mazur is talking about the reason for the improved play of her 91-year-old bowling teammate, she said: "She's doing better now that we… — Janet Evanovich