Got Married Quotes

176 Got Married quotes by 161 unique authors

It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers… — Zach Braff
I put the weight on after we were together. I put on about 20 pounds when we got married, and people were flipping their lids.… — Delta Burke
I'd met a woman and I got married, but the money ran out right away. I hadn't had a job for seven months, and it… — Denis Johnson
We shouldn't have got married, really. Shouldn't have got married. Too young. Not ready for it. — Roger McGough
Im not looking to blame anyone except myself. I have learned in the last week that this thing is real, and it doesnt discriminate. It… — Eazy-E
Ya'll sure doin a lot for her, when I got married, all I got was a pair of shoes! — Madea
Me and some guys from school had a band and we tried real hard. Jimmy quit and Jody got married. I shoulda known we'd never… — Bryan Adams
They run away to another country cos they thought things would be better for them up there in the month of December they got married… — Lucky Dube
Last Saturday night, I got married, me and my wife settled down. Now me and my wife are parted, I'm gonna take another stroll downtown. — Lead Belly
I read last year 4,153,237 ppl got married. I thought well shouldn't that be an even number? *Smacked myself in tha face* Charlie Sheen! (He… — Unknown Author
What if? What if we have children? What if we got married? -Ben Thomas — Seven Pounds
Selling butter just to get the fam bread I spread. I got married to the streets and it was here I wed. — Meek Mill
When I got married of course I wanted everything to be perfect. Youre nervous because you want it to be perfect. And in that moment… — Katie Holmes
My wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to tell me something,… — George Lopez
Life is the same as it was before Sarah and I got married. We put enough information out to the public to keep everyone happy,… — Freddie Prinze Jr
If I ever got married and my husband wanted me to give all this up and follow him wherever he wanted me to go I… — Bethany Joy Galeotti
We had never lived together before we got married. I was sort of desperately clinging to my independence, just for a little longer. I'm kind… — Katherine Heigl
I swore to Pat that I'd give up drumming when we got married, but every night I'd come home and just sit down at the… — John Bonham
This is the story of love kids. Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. Together they went, hand in… — Keshia M Williams
Have you ever regret not giving him a chance? It's been six years since the last time I saw him, and I regret not giving… — Sweet_bitter04
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house — Hussein Nishah
And wow he died as wow he lived, going whop to the office and blooie home to sleep and biff got married and bam hadchildren… — Unknown Author
If only I could see what type of women I will become after I got married, I'll make sure I choose the right person to… — Pheonysia Biden (@missgerrard88)

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