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Just a threat of a boycott has got the Russians spinning. — Keith Olbermann
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse. — George Carlin
I went to school, majored in theatre, and said 'Mom, I have to choose my own destiny. I want to be an actor.' A couple… — Arsenio Hall
I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses. — Erma Bombeck
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact. — P.G. Wodehouse
Cats, as a class, have never completely got over the snootiness caused by the fact that in ancient Egypt they were worshipped as gods. This… — P.G. Wodehouse
You can't change who you are but you can surely make the best of it. And if you've got a thought act on it. — Emma Bunton
I ain't got time to bleed. — Jesse Ventura
Look, I get it. Whether it's school, work, family, we've all got a lot on our minds. People say to me, "I'm just too busy… — Kerry Washington
My first date has been...mythologized as 'Bieber's Dating Disaster.' I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got… — Justin Bieber
I have dumped a girl over the phone. It's terrible, isn't it? We got into an argument during a phone call, so I basically said,… — Justin Bieber
My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money! — Eddie Murphy
And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't… — Bill Murray
The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. — Jeff Foxworthy
When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have him around. When I got to be twenty-one, I was… — Mark Twain
We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong! — Spike Milligan
A human being is only interesting if he's in contact with himself. I learned you have to trust yourself, be what you are, and do… — Barbra Streisand
Don't cheat the world of your contribution. Give it what you've got. — Steven Pressfield
The bottom line is that if I did it, you can do it. I got rich without the benefit of a college education or a… — Felix Dennis
Among all the occurrences possible in the universe the a priori probability of any particular one of them verges upon zero. Yet the universe exists;… — Jacques Monod

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