Gorilla Quotes

56 quotes by 49 authors

Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla. — Ashley
I bet gorilla pussy is fucking bananas. — Green Monk
We're in Manila. Come on, gorilla; this is a thriller. — Joe Frazier
When they get a 50-inch waist and a gorilla butt, it's ugly looking - and I think bodybuilding has become ugly looking. — Joe Gold
It's a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. — Robert Strauss
You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass! (Stone Cold referring to Gorilla Monsoon) — Stone Cold Steve Austin
I'm a crack-pipe smoking black gorilla with about as much poetic ability as a pre-teen. — Mobb Deep
I'm King Kong, silverback Congo. Call me Gorilla but my real name 'Lonzo. — Gorilla Zoe
The block is the zoo and the world gon' feel us, These niggas can hate but these bitches gon' feel us, I'm king of the… — Gorilla Zoe
I'm undefeated that's the stone truth cause battlin' me is like fightin' a gorilla in a phone booth. — Big L
Sydney sucks gorilla cock — Wiz Khalifa
Son, you're teasin' the gorilla in the monkey house. — Hank Hill
Who tha fuck you think you talkin' to like that? You can't just come in here like that! You ain't got no warrant! You got… — The Players Club
Success is a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you are tired -- you quit when the gorilla is tired — Unknown Author
There's what every mother needs. A giant, stuffed gorilla that takes up the entire apartment. What are people think... — Rachel Green
Success is a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired. You quit when the gorilla is tired. — Robert Strauss

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