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Good Quotes by P.G. Wodehouse
- What earthly good is golf? Life is stern and life is earnest. We live in a practical age. All around us we see foreign competition…
- Mr Howard Saxby, literary agent, was knitting a sock. He knitted a good deal, he would tell you if you asked him, to keep himself…
- Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.
- He was a long, stripy policeman, who flowed out of his uniform at odd spots, as if Nature, setting out to make a constable, had…
- I wouldn't have a face like that,' proceeded the child, with a good deal of earnestness, 'not if you gave me a million dollars.' He…
- It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a…
- Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
- Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All…
- It is no use telling me there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops…
- Bertie," he said, "I want your advice." "Carry on." "At least, not your advice, because that wouldn't be much good to anybody. I mean, you're…
- The ideas of debtor and creditor as to what constitutes a good time never coincide.
- I am not always good and noble. I am the hero of this story, but I have my off moments.
- No novelists any good except me. Sovietski -- yah! Nastikoff -- bah! I spit me of zem all. No novelists anywhere any good except me.…
- A girl who bonnets a policeman with an ashcan full of bottles is obviously good wife-and-mother timber.
- Joan was nothing more than a friend. He was not in love with her. One does not fall in love with a girl whom one…
- I'm bound to say that New York's a topping place to be exiled in. Everybody was awfully good to me, and there seemed to be…
- You probably think that being a guest in your aunt's house I would hesitate to butter you all over the front lawn and dance on…
- This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her…
- Well, why do you want a political career? Have you ever been in the House of Commons and taken a good square look at the…
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