Golfers Quotes

166 Golfers quotes by 112 unique authors

Only one golfer in a thousand grips the club lightly enough. — Johnny Miller
According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that… — Herbert Wind
The life of a professional golfer is precarious at best. Win, and they carry you to the clubhouse on their shoulders. Lose, and you pay… — Gene Sarazen
In a generation or two, or maybe sooner, young golfers of true sporting instinct will wonder why all this handling of the ball is necessary.… — Robert Harris
[Golfers] are a special kind of moral relist who nips the normal romantic and idealstic yearnings in the bud by proving once or twice a… — Alistair Cooke
I hasten to say to snobs from the Surrey pine-and-sand country that no invention since the corn plaster or the electric toothbrush has brought greater… — Alistair Cooke
Golf camaraderie, like that of astronauts and Antarctic explorers, is based on a common experience of transcendence; fat or thin, scratch or duffer, we have… — John Updike
A golfer needs a loving wife to whom he can describe the day's play through the long evening. — P.G. Wodehouse
They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke. — P.G. Wodehouse
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells 'Fore!' the guy he's hit is… — Bob Hope
He [the golfer] must have the courage to keep trying in the face of ill luck or disappointment, and timidity to appreciate and appraise the… — Bobby Jones
I was asked by a golfer how to lower his scores. I replied start playing 9 holes instead of 18. I worked for me, it… — Brian Weiss
You learn to accept defeat graciously in golf. Unlike other sports, the game itself is a constant opponent. It never stops. A golfer is fortunate… — Ben Crenshaw
The fact is all golfers are equipment junkies and professional golfers are the worst of the lot. They'll do anything to find the perfect putter… — Dave Marr
The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time… — David Feherty
Retire to what? I'm a golfer and a fisherman. I've got no place to retire to. — Julius Boros
The best architects feel it to be their duty to make the path to the hole as free as possible from annoying difficulties for the… — Robert Hunter
To be truthful, I think golfers are overpaid. It's unreal, and I have trouble dealing with the guilt sometimes. — Colin Montgomerie
Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose. — Herb Caen
There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park-like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand. — Charles Rosin
This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two. — Richard Armour
Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion. — Richard Armour
The life of the golfer is not all gloom; There's always the lies in the locker room. — Sammy Cahn
The average golfer's problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing — Ben Hogan
O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers. — George Carlin

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