Goat Quotes

134 Goat quotes by 118 unique authors

Its better to live a goat than 100 sheep. — Madonna Ciccone
Miss Vesper Holly has the digestive talents of a goat and the mind of a chess master. She is familiar with half a dozen languages… — Lloyd Alexander
My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir… — David Eddings
BAIT GOAT There is a distance where magnets pull, we feel, having held them back. Likewise there is a distance where words attract. Set one… — Kay Ryan
The concept that really gets the goat of the gay-hater, the idea that really spins their melon and sickens their stomachs is that most terrible… — Stephen Fry
He reaches over a goat that's come between us and grabs my hand. "Don't let go!" he orders. Harper's hand is dry and soothing, while… — Margaret Haddix
North is a powerful man, and you're still connected to him." Flo frowned. "Probably sexual memory, those Capricorns are insatiable. Well, you know. Sea Goat.… — Jennifer Crusie
No, Michael, I do not trust you on a boat, I do not trust you on a goat. I do not trust you here. I… — James St. James
Scapegoating worked in practice while it still had religious powers behind it. You loaded the sins of the city on to the goat’s back and… — J M Coetzee
All I wanted to do was be a hero... But do I ever get to be a hero? All I ever get to be is… — Charles M. Schulz
If you are anything like me --- Clever, fond of goat cheese, and devilishly handsome --- then you have undoubtedly read many books. — Brandon Sanderson
Welcome home, Rachel mariana Morgan, he said, his goat-slitted eyes holding a new, dangerous light. It's a pleasure to finally meet you. — Kim Harrison
Something about the goat dancing made me want to cry. — Susanna Kaysen
No matter how much I wanted all those things that I needed money to buy, there was some devilish current pushing me off in another… — Hunter S. Thompson
I can see you are a fine lady, but this boy is randy as a goat around you and it's plain to see. If he… — Karen Marie Moning
Hagrid, look what I’ve got for relatives!” Harry said furiously. “Look at the Dursleys!” “An excellent point,” said Professor Dumbledore. “My own brother, Aberforth, was… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
People know your tragedies and they treat you like you’re not human. Like you’re a three-headed goat. A monster from some other planet. They keep… — Eric Jerome Dickey
Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters." Iris looked horrified. "Oh, they're not Ding Dongs." She rummaged under the counter and… — Rick Riordan
The third guy was different. He was what you got when you ate squirrels for four generations. Smarter than a rat and tougher than a… — Lee Child
Henry patted Charlotte’s shoulder anxiously. “Would you like a cool cloth? What can I do to help?” “You could ride up to Yorkshire and chop… — Cassandra Clare
I whistled. "You have evil thoughts for a goat. — Rick Riordan
My misfortune is that I still resemble a man too much. I should liked to be wholly a beast like that goat. - Quasimodo — Victor Hugo
Shot me twice. I want my name, or I'm going to start charging you a fee every time I field something for you. And it's… — Kim Harrison
Inside my head I carry: my baby goat, my baby brother, my ama's face, our family's future. My bundle is light. My burden is heavy. — Patricia McCormick
Whoever is born in New York is ill-equipped to deal with any other city: all other cities seem, at best, a mistake, and, at worst,… — James A. Baldwin

Who Wrote These Goat Quotes

118 authors contributed a total of 134 Goat Quotes, led by these top contributors: