Best Girlfriends Proverbs

318 Girlfriends quotes by 249 unique authors

I now have a new reason for living. It is my life's goal to make my girlfriend laugh so hard that she pees out of… — Rock Cowles
You and your friends, up in my car Rolling up J's, flying with the stars Don't gotta ask the price cause you already know Watch… — Wiz Khalifa
Everytime I see my girlfriends tits they remind me why I pretend to care about what she has to say — Green Monk
He used to think that he was fantastic in bed until he discovered that all his girlfriends suffered from asthma................ — Green Monk
Guys who kiss their girlfriends hands are a fucking gift. — Patience
A real man is not defined by how many girlfriends he had. It's by how many girls cried when he said No I'm TAKEN AND… — Tonirose
Some guys will cheat on their girlfriends and sleep like a baby at night but feel guilty when they go to another barber. — Arcine Arciniegas
We get these overzealous young men and their girlfriends. It's happened occasionally where one of them will lean up against the front of the stage… — Chris Frantz
I really enjoy having sex, and that's offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad. I haven't… — Megan Fox
True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriends - and he accepts it. — Larry McMurtry
If you begin a conversation about potato salad and find yourself being called a castrating bitch, don't waste your time going around and around about… — Merrill Markoe
PS: It's all gossip about the prince. I'm not in the habit of taking my girlfriends' beaux. — Wallis Simpson
I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk… — Mitch Hedberg
Got a main bitch and got a mistress; a couple girlfriends, I'm so hood rich. — Waka Flocka Flame
Im in the paper every single week that I had a fight with my ex-husband, or that I was mad at one of his girlfriends,… — Kimora Lee Simmons
Forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room, you can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room. — Pitbull
Bring your girlfriends with you, but how can one be so thoughtless to try and handle less than two? — ZZ Top
And I wana 'pologize for bein just a little freaky, I cant help it, its just in me. but a problem, it is not. I'm… — Ne-yo
I cant take it, she beggin me to take it. and I want to. more than a crime, its a felony. girlfriends best friend and… — Ne-yo
And oh, you ain't know she get lower than a muffler. Even with her girlfriends show stopping with a hustler. — Baby Bash
I don't give a fuck about your Girlfriends. I don't give a fuck about your Man boo. I don't give a fuck about your friends… — Unknown Author
No man should wear his ex-girlfriends jeans. — Unknown Author
My song is your girlfriends waking up ringer...or alarm or whatever. — Drake
I need my girl to look badder than my girlfriend. You know, the one that looks badder than her girlfriends. — Big Sean
Haters call me gay. Which is funny because their girlfriends love me more than them. — Justin Bieber

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