Girl Asked Quotes

14 Girl Asked quotes by 12 unique authors

Some girl asked me for an autograph and I asked her why, she said because she admires me. I said she should see a shrink.… — Nikki Sixx
A girl asked me if she could comb my hair. Nobody can comb my hair, I can’t even comb my hair. — Jimi Hendrix
My house fly theory is related to my theory about why time seems to go faster as you get older." "Why's that?" the girl asked.… — Jeffrey Eugenides
Once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write super girl on her arm since I was the only kid who could write so I… — Ream
A guy and his girl were standing in front of a mirror: The girl asked, 'What do you see?' The guy smiled and said, 'The… — Cuts And Scars
A 5yrs old girl asked her teacher; PLS SIR, DOES HONEY HAVE LEGS?? The teacher answered NO my dear but why do you asked? The… — Robzybobby
So a girl asked me if iWanted to go to Jack-In-The-Box, iJust told here I'll jack in YOUR box. Yea... I'm the smoothest. — Derrick Robinson
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni. — Sadie
IM LOOKIN NUTHIN LIKE YA PAPA, I WOULDNT GIVE A CHIC 10 CENTS TO PUT CHESSE ON A WHOPPER,THEY WANNA KNOW WHY IM SO FLY,A… — Big L
A guy tried to jump on a building. he was about to let go... when a girl asked him to stop! the girl said: dont… — Megz
A Girl asked her Boyfriend GF: Why do you love me? BF: I have no reason. GF didnt like it 'n say GF: No. Give… — Rohanvfx
A little girl asked her mother, How did the human race begin? The mother answered, God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and… — Ritu Ghatourey
A girl asked me u have much attitude I told calmly ur father told me to maintain it in a positive way! — Abhilash

Who Wrote These Girl Asked Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 14 Girl Asked Quotes as follows: