Get Mad Quotes

237 quotes by 209 authors

Occasionally, when I get mad at a woman, I'll do some great, awful painting about her. — Jean-Michel Basquiat
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I… — Yogi Berra
I don't know if I ever really get mad in real life. — Jennifer Aniston
I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then they would get… — Jack Handey
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey… — Mitch Hedberg
You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life. — Douglas Coupland
If you think it's necessary to judge me by my past, don't get mad when I put you there. — Wiz Khalifa
For a while you get mad, then you get over it. — Robin Williams
But it wasn't just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never… — J D Salinger
I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic -… — Aries Spears
The best advice my mom ever gave me was that you have to talk about your emotions. If something upsets me, she'd say, 'Get mad… — Diana Krall
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h***… — J.K. Simmons
To communicate with each other, we got to get mad at each other sometimes. — Hal Holbrook
There's so much that you can get mad about. Out of self-preservation, I focus on being grateful. — Mariska Hargitay
I came from a family of repairers. The spider is a repairer. If you bash into the web of a spider, she doesn't get mad.… — Louise Bourgeois
If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things. — Homer
When I was a very young lawyer, I had a senior partner who advised me never to get mad, except on purpose. — Warren Christopher
Don't get mad. Don't get even. Just get elected, then get even. — James Carville
If you are not afriad, thereis no way you will get mad at me. If you are not afraid, there is no way you will… — Miguel Angel Ruiz
Americans continue to suffer from a notoriously short attention span. They get mad as hell with reasonable frequency, but quickly return to their families and… — Eric Alterman

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